Apr 042012
 

This is my current KoL run log. If you don’t know what it is, ignore it. If you do, please, please comment on it, tell me what I need to know to get better!

 

 

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===Day 1===

Telescope:
Wussiness Potion
Firecracker
Hair Spray
NG
Chaos Butterfly
Can Lid
Barbed Wire Fence

Pretty easy lot from them.

Starting Skills:

Okay, so, I started with 13 skills, and I don’t remember how I managed them. My bad. I *think* I did Feasting 1-9, Shouting 1-4, then grabbed feasting 10 around level 5. Then just filled out shouting untl I had all them, then grabbed fighting skills.

[0] Ascension Start [0,0,0]

+> [0] Got empty meat tank, shard of double-ice, shard of double-ice, shard of double-ice

+> [0] Got tires

-> Turn [0] none

[1-6] Outskirts of The Knob [12,0,1]

+> [2] Got Knob Goblin firecracker

+> [5] Got chef’s hat

[7] Sleazy Back Alley [0,0,0]

Mmmm, tasty Pretentious Artist quest. I do this at various times for extra meat from rat tails and for the +ML hat buff thing. I think.

[8-9] Outskirts of The Knob [5,0,0]

=> Level 2 (Turn 9)! (5/2/1)

[10-24] Spooky Forest [40,10,16]

+> [17] Got mosquito larva

+> [21] Got spooky sapling

=> Level 3 (Turn 24)! (8/3/4)

Forest to level 3, stick around long enough to get a sapling.

[25-31] A Barroom Brawl [41,5,18]

+> [25] Got beer lens

+> [31] Got bottle of whiskey

Whiskey for today’s booze.

[32-37] Haunted Pantry [31,6,11]

+> [33] Got razor-sharp can lid

o> Ate 2 bowl of cottage cheese (4 adventures gained) [0,0,0]

I don’t even remember why I was here. Trying to get the pretentious thing, maybe?

[38-43] Tavern Cellar [26,12,10]

Turning off the tap for the rats (it’s a quote!)

[44] Mix 1 bottle of whiskey + 1 peppermint twist [0,0,0]

o> Drank 1 Mint Yulep (12 adventures gained) [41,13,19]

=> Level 4 (Turn 44)! (14/7/8)

Booze for turns, happily hit level 4 at the same time.

[45-46] A Barroom Brawl [13,6,4]

More whiskey?

[47-52] Guano Junction [37,14,17]

+> [51] Got sonar-in-a-biscuit, ten-leaf clover

+> [52] Got sonar-in-a-biscuit, sonar-in-a-biscuit

[53] Beanbat Chamber [8,3,4]

+> [53] Got enchanted bean

o> Ate 1 enchanted bean burrito (12 adventures gained) [0,16,0]

Wanted to eat spicy enchanted burritos, but not high enough level and runing low on turns.

[54-60] A Barroom Brawl [48,18,14]

+> [55] Got beer lens

ALL YOUR WHISKY AM BELONG TO ME WHERE IS IT GIVE ME IT.

[61-64] Beanbat Chamber [29,16,13]

o> Ate 3 enchanted bean burrito (33 adventures gained) [0,45,0]

[65-70] A Barroom Brawl [36,16,15]

[71-77] Haunted Pantry [22,11,6]

#> [77] Semirare: The Pilsbury Doughjerk

Tarts!

[78-85] A Barroom Brawl [45,23,22]

+> [85] Got bottle of whiskey

=> Level 5 (Turn 78)! (20/14/12)

FINALLY.

[86-91] Boss Bat’s Lair [48,21,21]

+> [91] Got Boss Bat bandana, Boss Bat britches

[92-93] Outskirts of The Knob [10,7,1]

Decryption key.

[94] Mix 1 bottle of whiskey + 1 peppermint twist [0,0,0]

o> Drank 1 Mint Yulep (12 adventures gained) [53,16,18]

[95] Outskirts of The Knob [0,0,0]

+> [95] Got Knob Goblin encryption key

[96-105] Cobb’s Knob Harem [100,35,27]

+> [98] Got Knob Goblin harem veil

+> [99] Got Knob Goblin perfume

o> Ate 3 tasty tart (23 adventures gained) [18,16,16]

Sweet, a veil AND perfume! Like, one more turn will get me pants, right? No?

[106] Beanbat Chamber [11,1,3]

o> Ate 1 enchanted bean burrito (10 adventures gained) [0,14,0]

[107-108] Cobb’s Knob Harem [8,3,5]

+> [108] Got Knob Goblin harem pants

o> Ate 1 club sandwich (16 adventures gained) [23,0,0]

Okay, maybe 10 more turns.

[109] Throne Room [36,26,14]

+> [109] Got Cobb’s Knob lab key, Crown of the Goblin King

[110-116] Tavern Cellar [56,16,19]

+> [111] Got Typical Tavern swill, Typical Tavern swill, Typical Tavern swill

+> [116] Got Baron von Ratsworth’s monocle

Forgot to collect my reward. Killed the Baron of great item-droppy justice.

[117-122] Knob Shaft [29,4,6]

Clancy.

[123-125] Moxie Vacation [0,0,0]

+> [125] Got barbed-wire fence

Ooh, fence first try, nice!

[126-127] Haunted Billiards Room [10,1,0]

+> [126] Got pool cue

=> Level 6 (Turn 127)! (29/19/17)

[128-136] Dark Neck of the Woods [78,35,45]

+> [130] Got ruby W

+> [134] Got wussiness potion

+> [136] Got dodecagram

[137-145] Dark Heart of the Woods [97,29,39]

+> [145] Got box of birthday candles

[146-151] Dark Elbow of the Woods [57,33,23]

+> [151] Got eldritch butterknife

Not going for the stomach this run. Want to see how it affects days / turncount.

[152-156] Haunted Billiards Room [40,12,9]

[157-162] Haunted Library [72,29,23]

+> [162] Got ten-leaf clover, ten-leaf clover

o> Drank 1 sangria (5 adventures gained) [0,10,0]

Clearly, I need to adventure in a slightly less distracted way. I seem to dart about a lot.

To be honest, my day one feels a bit shabby, but level six on day one is not to be sniffed at I guess.

===Day 2===

Day 2: In which I remember that clovers exist, and I curse myself for forgetting to summon sandwiches on day one.

What happened was, I didn’t want to summon sandwiches until level 5, but when I got there, I forgot to do it. Go me!

[163-171] Haunted Library [89,91,60]

+> [165] Got inkwell

+> [170] Got shard of double-ice, shard of double-ice, shard of double-ice, shard of double-ice

[172-181] Haunted Conservatory [65,20,19]

Opening the gallery. Love the gallery.

[184-220] 8-Bit Realm [309,134,144]

o> Ate 2 club sandwich (31 adventures gained) [44,0,0]

=> Level 7 (Turn 210)! (40/27/24)

Digital key until level 7.

[222-233] Haunted Gallery [202,71,76]

Oh! Bounty! I grabbed a bounty so I could farm limes.

[234] Cobb’s Knob Laboratory [11,4,6]

Opening the menagerie

[235] Menagerie 3 [22,3,5]

+> [235] Got bottle of vodka

Need booze!

[236] Mix 1 bottle of vodka + 1 peppermint twist [0,0,0]

o> Drank 1 Vodka Matryoshka (11 adventures gained) [40,19,13]

[237-241] Menagerie 3 [52,37,23]

+> [241] Got bottle of whiskey

o> Ate 1 fortune cookie (3 adventures gained) [0,0,0]

[242] Mix 1 bottle of whiskey + 1 peppermint twist [0,0,0]

o> Drank 1 Mint Yulep (10 adventures gained) [42,16,20]

[243-252] Menagerie 1 [131,58,49]

+> [248] Got lime

[253] Limerick Dungeon [0,0,0]

#> [253] Semirare: The Bleary-Eyed Cyclops

Thought of farming limes, didn’t go too well. Semi-rare number came up, got Cyclops to ensure glands later.

[254-256] Spectral Pickle Factory [11,6,30]

April fools day. April fools, CK, you’re not strong enough to survive here!

[257-262] Daily Dungeon [14,9,4]

o> Ate 3 cherry pie (42 adventures gained) [0,28,0]

[263-269] Haunted Bedroom [51,49,45]

+> [266] Got Lord Spookyraven’s spectacles

[270-275] Haunted Ballroom [78,42,79]

DD for key, then Bedroom to unlock ballroom, Ballroom to set +item song. Not sure if it’s worth it.

[276-280] Defiled Nook [67,18,31]

+> [276] Got smart skull

+> [277] Got skeleton bone

+> [278] Got smart skull

+> [279] Got skeleton bone, smart skull

+> [280] Got smart skull

[281] Cook 1 Boris’s key lime + 1 pie crust [0,0,0]

o> Ate 1 Boris’s key lime pie (24 adventures gained) [36,0,0]

[282-293] Defiled Nook [141,50,74]

+> [282] Got evil eye, skeleton bone, smart skull

+> [283] Got evil eye, loose teeth

+> [284] Got smart skull

+> [285] Got smart skull

+> [286] Got skeleton bone

+> [288] Got loose teeth

+> [289] Got loose teeth, skeleton bone

+> [290] Got evil eye, skeleton bone, smart skull

+> [291] Got skeleton bone, smart skull

+> [292] Got evil eye, skeleton bone

+> [293] Got skeleton bone, skeleton bone

15 turn nook, with item drops boosted for evil eyes.

[294-303] Defiled Cranny [182,67,79]

ML at 10, +noncombats from Song of Solitude 9 turn cranny. I don’t know if that’s good, but I like it.

[304-320] Defiled Alcove [392,125,105]

+> [308] Got rusty grave robbing shovel

=> Level 8 (Turn 305)! (53/35/34)

16 turn alcove. I don’t remember if I did anything at all here. I think I got song of banishing at level 8, and maybe used that to speed this one up?

[321-338] Defiled Niche [261,117,105]

o> Used 1 astral energy drink (23 adventures gained) [0,0,0]

Definitely did some banishing here when my MP hit 50, but still took 17 turns.

[339-350] Menagerie 1 [90,60,47]

+> [350] Got lime

Definitely did some banishing here when the ice-cap restored me to 50mp

[351] Cook 1 Boris’s key lime + 1 pie crust [0,0,0]

o> Ate 1 Boris’s key lime pie (24 adventures gained) [36,0,0]

o> Ate 1 fortune cookie (3 adventures gained) [0,0,0]

[352-375] Itznotyerzitz Mine [148,68,75]

+> [373] Got miner’s helmet

Banishing dwarves probably speeded up the orrurance of the golem things? Maybe?

[376-378] Goatlet [13,1,7]

+> [377] Got bottle of whiskey

+> [378] Got ten-leaf clover

o> Drank 1 old-fashioned (5 adventures gained) [0,9,0]

I spent a lot of time waiting for MP to banish things this day. At the end of these runs I tend to have like 40k meat left, so maybe I should start spending it on more MP restore than the cap gives me.

===Day 3===

[379] Daily Dungeon (Room 0) [0,0,0]

[380-386] Daily Dungeon [9,3,3]

[387-394] Goatlet [85,26,37]

+> [387] Got glass of goat’s milk, goat cheese

+> [388] Got goat cheese

+> [390] Got glass of goat’s milk, goat cheese

+> [391] Got glass of goat’s milk, goat cheese

+> [392] Got goat cheese

+> [393] Got goat cheese

+> [394] Got glass of goat’s milk, goat cheese

DD, banishing non-cheesy goats. Spent an extra turn here by mistake. I do that a lot.

[395-406] Menagerie 1 [104,37,49]

+> [401] Got lime

+> [404] Got lime

+> [405] Got lime

[407-409] Icy Peak [14,11,11]

[410-412] Cook 1 Boris’s key lime + 1 pie crust [0,0,0]

o> Ate 3 Boris’s key lime pie (70 adventures gained) [104,0,0]

[413-415] Icy Peak [44,10,18]

Clancy

[416] Haert of the Cyrpt [64,35,27]

+> [416] Got chest of the Bonerdagon, skull of the Bonerdagon, vertebra of the Bonerdagon

o> Used 1 chest of the Bonerdagon [165,150,150]

No reason I left this for later, just forgot to do it earlier.

[417-420] Haunted Gallery [325,16,17]

=> Level 9 (Turn 420)! (68/43/42)

[421-426] Moxie Vacation [0,0,0]

[427] Cobb’s Knob Harem [0,0,0]

#> [427] Semirare: Hands On

[428-433] Moxie Vacation [0,0,66]

[434-440] Pirate Cove [49,9,27]

+> [434] Got swashbuckling pants

+> [437] Got eyepatch

+> [440] Got stuffed shoulder parrot

[441-462] Orc Chasm [351,133,166]

+> [444] Got 334 scroll

+> [445] Got 30669 scroll

+> [451] Got 334 scroll

+> [457] Got 33398 scroll

+> [462] Got 64735 scroll

Is it better to use a later semi-rare(which wa due in like 60 turns) for this, or just do it straight?

[463] Pirate Cove [0,0,0]

[464-478] Barrrney’s Barrr [273,74,118]

+> [464] Got bottle of rum

+> [469] Got bottle of gin, bottle of gin, bottle of vodka

+> [476] Got bottle of rum

[479] Cap’m Caronch’s Map [14,11,10]

o> Ate 3 corned-beef Reuben (55 adventures gained) [103,0,0]

[480] Mix 1 bottle of vodka + 1 peppermint twist [0,0,0]

o> Drank 1 Vodka Matryoshka (12 adventures gained) [57,10,17]

[481] Mix 1 bottle of rum + 1 peppermint twist [0,0,0]

o> Drank 1 Crimbojito (10 adventures gained) [11,48,19]

o> Used 1 astral energy drink (25 adventures gained) [0,0,0]

[483] The Infiltrationist [0,0,0]

[484] Frat House [10,4,7]

[485-488] Barrrney’s Barrr [0,0,0]

Six insults this time, and the beer pong game took three tries. Also, accidentally spent a turn in the frat house.

[489-504] Haunted Gallery [1784,76,86]

=> Level 10 (Turn 504)! (85/47/48)

Gallery to level ten! I love the gallery, did I mention?

[505] Beanbat Chamber [9,4,2]

[506-542] Fantasy Airship [480,196,198]

+> [512] Got Tissue Paper Immateria

+> [517] Got Tin Foil Immateria

+> [518] Got photoprotoneutron torpedo

+> [520] Got ocarina of space

+> [524] Got Gauze Immateria

+> [537] Got Plastic Wrap Immateria

+> [541] Got metallic A

+> [542] Got S.O.C.K.

[543-556] F’c'le [331,109,64]

+> [545] Got rigging shampoo

+> [548] Got mizzenmast mop

+> [555] Got ball polish

[557-564] Hippy Camp [59,27,29]

+> [557] Got ten-leaf clover

+> [563] Got filthy corduroys

+> [564] Got filthy knitted dread sack

[565-588] Giant’s Castle [569,149,165]

+> [565] Got awful poetry journal, thin black candle

+> [567] Got thin black candle

+> [569] Got giant needle

+> [570] Got furry fur

+> [572] Got thin black candle

+> [576] Got heavy D, original G

+> [577] Got thin black candle

+> [579] Got thin black candle

+> [580] Got thin black candle

o> Ate 1 cherry pie (13 adventures gained) [0,9,0]

o> Ate 1 fortune cookie (3 adventures gained) [0,0,0]

Banished a Procrastination giant, a probability giant, and the alphbet giant once I got a G.

[589-597] Haunted Gallery [119,64,71]

[598] Sleazy Back Alley [0,0,0]

#> [598] Semirare: In the Still of the Alley

[599-611] Haunted Gallery [1155,57,63]

+> [608] Got filthy lucre

+> [611] Got ten-leaf clover, ten-leaf clover, worthless trinket

o> Drank 1 margarita (6 adventures gained) [11,0,0]

o> Used 7 strongness elixir [15,0,0]

===Day 4===

[612-619] Haunted Gallery [862,42,30]

=> Level 11 (Turn 619)! (104/54/54)

[620-626] Black Forest [83,81,46]

+> [623] Got adder bladder, sunken eyes

+> [626] Got broken wings

[627-629] Muscle Vacation [0,0,0]

[630-632] Poop Deck [41,21,22]

[633-644] Belowdecks [230,93,86]

+> [642] Got acoustic guitarrr

+> [644] Got snakehead charrrm, snakehead charrrm

[645-647] Haunted Ballroom [33,13,20]

o> Ate 3 corned-beef Reuben (54 adventures gained) [97,0,0]

[648-652] Haunted Wine Cellar [125,64,44]

[653] Lord Spookyraven [74,24,37]

[654-659] Palindome [163,118,119]

+> [654] Got photograph of God

+> [655] Got hard-boiled ostrich egg

+> [657] Got hard rock candy

+> [659] Got ketchup hound, stunt nuts

[660] Cobb’s Knob Laboratory [0,0,0]

[661-665] Whitey’s Grove [32,10,43]

+> [661] Got lion oil

+> [665] Got bird rib

[666] Cobb’s Knob Laboratory [0,0,0]

+> [666] Got Mega Gem

[667] Palindome [68,42,31]

[668-673] Spooky Forest [14,4,5]

+> [672] Got Spooky-Gro fertilizer

+> [673] Got Spooky Temple map, ten-leaf clover

[674-678] Desert (Unhydrated) [0,0,0]

[679] Spooky Forest [2,5,4]

[680-688] Oasis in the Desert [153,69,82]

+> [684] Got drum machine

[689] Desert (Ultrahydrated) [0,0,0]

[690-695] Oasis in the Desert [120,52,61]

Not much to say about the level 11 quest. Ask any questions below.

[696-718] Menagerie 1 [235,68,87]

+> [699] Got lime

+> [700] Got lime

+> [701] Got lime

+> [702] Got lime

+> [703] Got lime

+> [704] Got lime

+> [705] Got lime

+> [706] Got lime

+> [710] Got lime

+> [712] Got lime

+> [714] Got lime

+> [715] Got lime

+> [716] Got lime

+> [717] Got lime

+> [718] Got lime

o> Drank 1 Oreille Divis (14 adventures gained) [18,17,19]

o> Ate 1 fishy fish casserole (17 adventures gained) [0,0,37]

o> Ate 2 peppermint patty (31 adventures gained) [23,32,29]

Realised with the divisee Brandy being 3 drunkeness I didn;t need to hoard my sprouts, only realised the next day that I could have kept them for a parasol.

[719-720] Cook 1 Boris’s key lime + 1 pie crust [0,0,0]

+> [720] Got ten-leaf clover

o> Ate 2 Boris’s key lime pie (47 adventures gained) [71,0,0]

o> Used 1 astral energy drink (31 adventures gained) [0,0,0]

o> Drank 1 distilled fortified wine (5 adventures gained) [6,6,5]

o> Ate 1 fortune cookie (3 adventures gained) [0,0,0]

[721-723] Oasis in the Desert [24,8,14]

+> [723] Got stone rose

[724-727] Desert (Ultrahydrated) [72,31,37]

[728] Oasis in the Desert [22,11,12]

[729-730] Desert (Ultrahydrated) [30,10,7]

[731-743] Oasis in the Desert [222,91,99]

+> [733] Got worm-riding manual page 1

+> [737] Got worm-riding manual page 2

+> [742] Got worm-riding manual pages 3-15

[744] Desert (Ultrahydrated) [0,0,0]

+> [744] Got worm-riding hooks

[745-769] Haunted Gallery [1734,178,176]

+> [751] Got broken sword

Why did I spent 2 turns in the gallery? I don’t know.

[770-777] Hidden Temple [72,53,23]

[780-797] Hidden City [426,163,208]

+> [784] Got pygmy blowgun

[798] Hidden City (Altar of Bulbazinalli) [0,0,0]

[799] Hidden City (Altar of Charcoatl) [0,0,0]

[800] Hidden City (Altar of Pikachutlotal) [0,0,0]

[801-802] Hidden City [51,14,7]

[803] Hidden City (Altar of Squirtlcthulli) [0,0,0]

[804] Hidden City (Smallish Temple) [74,36,27]

[805-812] The Upper Chamber [206,70,83]

+> [810] Got tomb ratchet

+> [812] Got carved wooden wheel

[813-815] The Middle Chamber [24,12,15]

[816] The Lower Chambers (Token/Empty) [0,0,0]

[817-823] The Middle Chamber [92,39,34]

[824-825] The Lower Chambers (Rubble/Bomb) [0,0,0]

[826] The Middle Chamber [22,14,15]

[827-836] The Upper Chamber [209,80,97]

=> Level 12 (Turn 831)! (125/66/67)

[837-840] The Middle Chamber [67,39,37]

[841] The Lower Chambers (Token/Empty) [0,0,0]

[842-848] The Middle Chamber [87,34,32]

[849] The Lower Chambers (Rubble/Bomb) [0,0,0]

[850-854] The Middle Chamber [56,14,26]

[855] The Lower Chambers (Empty/Empty/Ed’s Chamber) [0,0,0]

Fucked up the pyramid, got the wheel wrong, decided to try going for ratchets instead, realised that was a bad idea, went back to the wheel, finally got it.

[856-857] giant sandworm [58,19,24]

+> [856] Got spices

+> [857] Got ten-leaf clover, ten-leaf clover, worthless knick-knack

o> Used 1 bit-o-cactus [0,10,0]

o> Drank 1 grog (9 adventures gained) [8,0,0]

o> Used 1 handful of moss [0,0,13]

o> Used 2 moxie weed [0,0,4]

o> Used 3 strongness elixir [8,0,0]

The grog, the cactus, the sandworm, the spleen stuff, that was all on Day 4, no idea why it’s logged here.

A few mistakes this day, I don’t know what I was really doing >.<

===Day 5===

[858-859] The Middle Chamber [18,4,7]

Clancy (Yes, I should have done this earlier, I forgot.

[860] Frat House [24,14,10]

+> [860] Got beer helmet

Whoops, wrong place.

[861-877] Wartime Hippy Camp [333,700,400]

+> [873] Got round purple sunglasses

+> [874] Got bullet-proof corduroys

+> [877] Got reinforced beaded headband

[878] Frat House [25,15,11]

+> [878] Got bejeweled pledge pin, distressed denim pants

[879] Wartime Frat House (Hippy Disguise) [0,0,0]

[880] Hatching Chamber [30,5,12]

[881-882] Feeding Chamber [56,16,23]

[883-886] Guards’ Chamber [100,37,37]

[887] Queen’s Chamber [20,14,15]

[888-892] Giant’s Castle [59,32,27]

+> [888] Got plot hole

Needed to grab a couple of chaos butterflies.

[893-904] Barn [242,91,109]

o> Ate 7 Crimbo pie (114 adventures gained) [275,0,0]

o> Ate 1 fortune cookie (3 adventures gained) [0,0,0]

[905-910] Pond [159,61,68]

+> [905] Got duct tape

[911-915] Back 40 [140,57,57]

[916-920] Other Back 40 [139,54,59]

[921-949] Battlefield (Hippy Uniform) [764,318,341]

[950-951] Wartime Sonofa Beach [0,30,0]

[952] Cobb’s Knob Harem [0,0,0]

#> [952] Semirare: Hands On

[953-960] Wartime Sonofa Beach [142,85,95]

+> [953] Got barrel of gunpowder

+> [956] Got barrel of gunpowder

+> [958] Got barrel of gunpowder

+> [959] Got barrel of gunpowder

+> [960] Got barrel of gunpowder

[961-986] Battlefield (Hippy Uniform) [761,338,368]

[987-988] Next to that Barrel with Something Burning in it [44,30,35]

+> [988] Got molybdenum hammer

[989-992] Over Where the Old Tires Are [118,54,49]

+> [992] Got molybdenum crescent wrench

[993-994] Near an Abandoned Refrigerator [27,15,14]

+> [994] Got molybdenum pliers

[995] Out By that Rusted-Out Car [33,11,9]

+> [995] Got molybdenum screwdriver

[996-1035] Battlefield (Hippy Uniform) [1242,515,543]

+> [1035] Got bottle of rum, bottle of rum, bottle of rum

o> Drank 2 distilled fortified wine (11 adventures gained) [10,11,11]

[1036] Mix 1 bottle of rum + 1 peppermint twist [0,0,0]

o> Drank 1 Crimbojito (12 adventures gained) [18,47,14]

[1037-1043] Battlefield (Hippy Uniform) [203,107,99]

[1044] The Man [137,77,70]

[1045-1048] Haunted Gallery [690,27,17]

[1049] Mix 1 bottle of rum + 1 lime [0,0,0]

o> Drank 1 grog (5 adventures gained) [11,0,0]

o> Ate 1 peppermint patty (14 adventures gained) [22,17,17]

o> Ate 1 plum (5 adventures gained) [19,0,0]

o> Used 15 strongness elixir [23,0,0]

=> Level 13 (Turn 1049)! (148/85/85)

Not much to say about day five. Fairly straight battle, then a few turns in the Gallery to level 13.

Tomorrow: stars, DD, NS quest. should be easy with the full compliment of turns.

Turn rundown finished!

 

QUEST TURNS

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Mosquito Larva: 8

Opening the Hidden Temple: 21

Tavern quest: 13

Bat quest: 17

Cobb’s Knob quest: 24

Friars’ quest: 24

Pandamonium quest: 0

Defiled Cyrpt quest: 63

Trapzor quest: 35

Orc Chasm quest: 22

Airship: 37

Giant’s Castle: 29

Opening the Ballroom: 42

Pirate quest: 58

Black Forest quest: 7

Desert Oasis quest: 45

Spookyraven quest: 9

Hidden City quest: 28

Palindome quest: 14

Pyramid quest: 53

Starting the War: 3

War Island quest: 155

DoD quest: 0

 

 

SEMI-RARES

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77 : The Pilsbury Doughjerk

253 : The Bleary-Eyed Cyclops

427 : Hands On

598 : In the Still of the Alley

952 : Hands On

 

WANDERING ENCOUNTERS

———-

858 : Candied Yam Golem

884 : Malevolent Tofurkey

909 : Possessed Can of Cranberry Sauce

937 : Stuffing Golem

970 : Possessed Can of Cranberry Sauce

1003 : Stuffing Golem

1038 : Malevolent Tofurkey

 

CASTS

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Cast 1276 laugh it off

Cast 778 mighty axing

Cast 483 intimidating bellow

Cast 25 heroic belch

Cast 23 banishing shout

Cast 21 song of the glorious lunch

Cast 17 song of solitude

Cast 9 demand sandwich

Cast 8 song of accompaniment

Cast 6 cleave

Cast 6 the smile of mr. a.

Cast 2 return

Cast 2 song of fortune

Cast 1 broadside

Cast 1 song of battle

 

EATING AND DRINKING AND USING

———-

Adventures gained eating: 654

Adventures gained drinking: 139

Adventures gained using: 79

Adventures gained rollover: 177

Ate 7 Boris’s key lime pie (165 adventures gained) [247,0,0]

Ate 7 Crimbo pie (114 adventures gained) [275,0,0]

Ate 6 corned-beef Reuben (109 adventures gained) [200,0,0]

Ate 5 enchanted bean burrito (55 adventures gained) [0,75,0]

Ate 5 fortune cookie (15 adventures gained) [0,0,0]

Ate 4 cherry pie (55 adventures gained) [0,37,0]

Ate 3 club sandwich (47 adventures gained) [67,0,0]

Ate 3 peppermint patty (45 adventures gained) [45,49,46]

Ate 3 tasty tart (23 adventures gained) [18,16,16]

Ate 2 bowl of cottage cheese (4 adventures gained) [0,0,0]

Ate 1 fishy fish casserole (17 adventures gained) [0,0,37]

Ate 1 plum (5 adventures gained) [19,0,0]

Drank 3 Mint Yulep (34 adventures gained) [136,45,57]

Drank 3 distilled fortified wine (16 adventures gained) [16,17,16]

Drank 2 Crimbojito (22 adventures gained) [29,95,33]

Drank 2 Vodka Matryoshka (23 adventures gained) [97,29,30]

Drank 2 grog (14 adventures gained) [19,0,0]

Drank 1 Oreille Divis (14 adventures gained) [18,17,19]

Drank 1 margarita (6 adventures gained) [11,0,0]

Drank 1 old-fashioned (5 adventures gained) [0,9,0]

Drank 1 sangria (5 adventures gained) [0,10,0]

Used 3 astral energy drink (79 adventures gained) [0,0,0]

 

Last day was done not on mafia:

15 strongness elixir (I know, I know, but I have spare meat and empty spleen) for me to level 13 last night, so I go to the council and they day “Any luck getting the Mcguffin diary?” and I realise I haven’t done Ed yet.

 

>>Equip wreath of Laurels, Swashbuckling pants, and Pirate fledges

>>bellowcleave Ed for three incarnations, mighty axe for remaining four.

>>council

 

Playing this manually, so the Lair will be fun. Check out the three gates, get Humility, Flame, Ogre. Realise I need start hat and key, so head to the HitS.

Haven’t done the castle map, but I have all the items, so I activate it, then stare in bewilderment for a minute before I remember I have to hand-craft a rowboat.

 

First turn. One star. Oh yeah, I need to equip Clancy with a thing. Also, I don’t know when my cookie is. Okay, equip Clancy.

Buy 1 of everything in the knoll bakery because I don’t know how to cook without mafia. Today’s log will be titled “Adventures is learning to play the game I play every day without artificial help”.

One boris pie, one sneaky pete’s pie, baffled as to how a boris pie costs 1 turn in mafia but three in KoL native. Eat both, and cookie

Lucky numbers: 84, 64, 245

245 is too many, so I set timers for 83 and 63 turns. (It’s a waste of turns, but I’m never 100% sure if the timer will  land me one turn later.

Now have 102 turns, cast accompaniment and equip monocle, then off to the HitS

After 10 turns, have two star charts, stop to check how many stars and lines I need. 13s 10l.

I have 12 stars, 6 lines. I’ll banish the next star-only monster, I think.

>>hot tub, pool table (mp)

First turn gets me a Junk, with one star and two more lines. All I need is two more lines. Next turn gets two lines and two stars, no banishment required. I make the Hat and key with 90 turns remaining.

DD for third key (how did I not get this? I thought I did DD two days?) Jarlsberg’s key get, 82 turns left.

I have a wussiness potion, I need to get Jabanero chewing gum.

17 turns to Jabanero chewing gum, 65 left.

Need potion of ettin strength for the last gate, so it’s off to the greaten than sign. Six turns later, get oracle. Have a small box. Get Smoky, Effer, fizzy. I have a personal theory that Fizzy is often drunkenness that is probably not true, but I always leave it until last anyway. Try smoke. It’s Ettin! That’s the first time that’s happened in years.

Chug Wussiness potion, chew gum, head for gates.

At mirror, discover that the chat command “/unequip all” works. Happy day!

/combine 1 skeleton key.

I have 59 turns left, by the way.

Oh god, /combine scuba, you put the fun back into the entry way! (this is why I use mafia, I hated going back and forth from the inventory to the lair)

Oh no, I have no instrument to give the second mariachi!

1 cast of song of solitude, off to the forest for an accordion.

Oh, right, teleportitis. Spend three turns getting rid of that,

At 52 turns, get accordion.

Now, to the golems. Put on Miner’s helmet, swash pants, mask, monocle, medal, cast accomp, then cleave through three golems.

*mutters* let’s just say I have 44 turns left after them, and leave it at that.

Now I make an NG and buy a hairspray and head for the tower.

I don’t have a lowercase n.

One turn in the chasm remedies that! Yay!

Manage all but one of the tower monsters from memory! Yay!

Use cisco’s door code solver to get the number, because lazy.

1 gauze garter and 1 scented massage oil takes care of the shadow.

Oh, I forgot about the semi-rare counter. Missed the first one, damn. L Hopefully, it won’t matter.

Stats going into NS fight: 259 (152), 114 (88), 140 (88).

I don’t like that moxie number.

Check boris, and I can pick up another skill, but it’s pep talk. I grab it, but it’s useless for this fight unless I want to make it harder on myself.

Equip Clancy with a sackbut – those 15mp and hp could be handy, you never know.

First form does down with about 200 damage to me, after I realised that I forgot to restore MP before the battle. Whoops.

She kills me on the second form. Try try again.

Hot tub, soy milk, back in. Much easier now, cleave through most of it, the hat’s stuns and the scented massage oil making good work of the second form. Cleave Pete a whole bunch and we’re done.

Discard karma, choose AT because the skills I don’t have are easy to get, step through the gash, Ascension win.

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